Kids! Important Message From the Tooth Fairy

Hey, Kids –

Tooth Fairy Extraordinaire Here!

I just wanted to remind you to do two important things every single day: BRUSH and FLOSS! When you get up in the morning, and right before you go to sleep. Otherwise your teeth might get full of nasty little holes called cavities. BLECH! I don’t like collecting teeth with cavities!

Your friend,

Tooth Fairy


p.s. I’ve enclosed some of my favorite toothy knock-knock jokes:

KNOCK-KNOCK!
WHO’S THERE?
MICE
MICE WHO?
MICE TO MEET YOU!

KNOCK-KNOCK!
WHO’S THERE?
TUBA
TUBA WHO?
TUBA TOOTHPASTE!

KNOCK-KNOCK!
WHO’S THERE?
CLOSURE
CLOSURE WHO?

CLOSE YOUR MOUTH WHEN YOU CHEW!